I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.
a man steals a painting from a museum and puts it in the back of his van
he drives for three miles before he inevitably slows down and gets out, credit card and empty gas container in hand
the police come up and ask him “what are you doing? this is an arrest!”
he looks at them and says
“I need more Monet to buy Degas to make this Van Gogh!”
this is the final straw im leaving tumblr
he only did it because he had nothing Toulouse
Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying